“Because they’re better than horse chestnuts. When I couldn’t get crab apples, I used horse chestnuts. Horse chestnuts are about the same size as crab apples and actually have a better shape, although the shape doesn’t matter a bit.”

 

33royhappened:

For his next trick, Gauthier will trade Scott Gomez

and then trade Carey Price for Scott Gomez

while taking a shit on the Maurice Richard statue.