“Because they’re better than horse chestnuts. When I couldn’t get crab apples, I used horse chestnuts. Horse chestnuts are about the same size as crab apples and actually have a better shape, although the shape doesn’t matter a bit.”

 

33royhappened:

65 minutes and a stupid gimmick,

tarnishing my name after a 48 save game

5 on 5 I’ll keep you alive,

4 on 4 you will not score

then you, shoot out,

I will not lie,

why couldn’t we have just ended it in a tie?

I wept.