“Because they’re better than horse chestnuts. When I couldn’t get crab apples, I used horse chestnuts. Horse chestnuts are about the same size as crab apples and actually have a better shape, although the shape doesn’t matter a bit.”

 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

What?
…
What’s the matter?
…
Damn it, what’s the matter with you?
YOU COULDN’T EVEN HAVE PICKED ME UP A FACE SHIELD OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING? A LITTLE FLANK GUARD? A SPIKY BRIDLE? ANYTHING AT ALL? LOOK AT YOU.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
I’M GOING TO WAR TOO, YOU KNOW.

Soldier: “Are you my mummy?”

animalstalkinginallcaps:

What?

What’s the matter?

Damn it, what’s the matter with you?

YOU COULDN’T EVEN HAVE PICKED ME UP A FACE SHIELD OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING? A LITTLE FLANK GUARD? A SPIKY BRIDLE? ANYTHING AT ALL? LOOK AT YOU.

NOW LOOK AT ME.

I’M GOING TO WAR TOO, YOU KNOW.

Soldier: “Are you my mummy?”

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    Excuse me while I laugh like a maniac. (Horses were used up until World War I. That is your history nerd moment.)
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