“Because they’re better than horse chestnuts. When I couldn’t get crab apples, I used horse chestnuts. Horse chestnuts are about the same size as crab apples and actually have a better shape, although the shape doesn’t matter a bit.”
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
What?
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What’s the matter?
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Damn it, what’s the matter with you?
YOU COULDN’T EVEN HAVE PICKED ME UP A FACE SHIELD OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING? A LITTLE FLANK GUARD? A SPIKY BRIDLE? ANYTHING AT ALL? LOOK AT YOU.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
I’M GOING TO WAR TOO, YOU KNOW.
Soldier: “Are you my mummy?”
Excuse me while I laugh like a maniac. (Horses were used up until World War I. That is your history nerd moment.)
why am i so in love with this picture?