“Because they’re better than horse chestnuts. When I couldn’t get crab apples, I used horse chestnuts. Horse chestnuts are about the same size as crab apples and actually have a better shape, although the shape doesn’t matter a bit.”
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
For his next trick, Gauthier will trade Scott Gomez
and then trade Carey Price for Scott Gomez
while taking a shit on the Maurice Richard statue.
‘I Want My Hat Back’: Tenth Doctor Edition
Reblog and write the opposite of your URL
ihatetodisco
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I DON’T WANT TO KNOW
antfreedom
which actually wouldn’t suck if i wanted to be even more of a hipster.
yesjustkidding?
(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)
Nagini is not impressed!
“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”
other captions for this picture:
“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”
“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”
“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”
“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”
“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”
“MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS. NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”
